Shmuck of the Week - Man stabs himself to get out of work (see description)

 
Shmuck of the Week - Man stabs himself to get out of work (see description)
EDGEWATER, Colo. ~~~ Man Who Claimed Stabbing Didn't Want To Go To Work ~~~ Edgewater Police Charge Aaron Siebers With False Reporting. A man who claimed he was attacked and stabbed in Edgewater Monday night, 11/02/2009, has admitted he stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work. ~~~ Aaron Siebers, 29, reported the stabbing at about 6:30 p.m. when he walked to his job at Blockbuster Video, 1921 Sheridan Blvd. Siebers was rushed to St. Anthony Hospital where he received stitches to close his wound. Meanwhile, officers from Edgewater, Mountain View, Lakewood, Lakeside and Jefferson County began a search for the suspects, who had been described as three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black. He told police they tried to rob him and then stabbed him with a knife. Investigators reviewed surveillance video taken at a nearby business. It failed to show an attack where Siebers claimed it had happened. Siebers was re-interviewed by detectives who said he finally admitted he stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work. ~~~ An insanity defense wouldn't seem like the best way to go for Siebers when fighting the false-reporting charge he faces, since everyone with a job at Blockbuster probably dreams of stabbing himself on occasion, making it a totally logical impulse. Then again, maybe Siebers could argue that a sane man would have turned a blade on himself a lot sooner than he did. Either way, we're pulling for him. We've all been there, Aaron! ~~~ Dumb person defense is a way to go. I bet he did not think it was going to hurt that much and ... how much it is going to cost him to recover from his wounds. way to go dude, at least you did not have to go to work. *found on TheDenverChannel.com and WestwordDenverNews
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kimmykatt102366

kimmykatt102366 says:

1835 days ago
WHAT A FREAK!LOL
WORKS......SUCKS
PAIN......SUCKS WORSE
HUMILIATION FRO BEING A COMPLETE MORON....WELL, YOU KNOW!
lady_kahuna

lady_kahuna says:

1835 days ago
LOL..I HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYONE
KimberlyLynn417

KimberlyLynn417 says:

1835 days ago
That's just crazy...
mejserr

mejserr says:

1835 days ago
OMG soooooooooooooooo Stupid... just call sick
dmg1953

dmg1953 says:

1835 days ago
rofl....this is one for the world's dumbest criminals....thank you making me crack up so early in the morning...gonna be a great day
ronniep123

ronniep123 says:

1837 days ago
Now that was crazy but Great Blingee.
toolinn

toolinn says:

1837 days ago
how stupid can you be to stab yourself!auwch that hurts....some people are to dumb!!
sunshinemausi66

sunshinemausi66 says:

1837 days ago
..fantastic idea ;)
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