HAPPY NEW YEAR Enter up to 3 blingee's per member. ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the 2MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
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Congrats!!! 1. http://blingee.com/blingee/view/80176957-Out-on-Patrol also done by wildchildbaby |
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2. http://blingee.com/blingee/view/65497303-Out-of-the-Mouth-of-Lions- 3. http://blingee.com/blingee/view/68247839-ISN-T-LOVE-GRAND- BTW LOVED THE JOKE IT'S HYSTERICAL !!!!!! |
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http://blingee.com/blingee/view/80278561http://blingee.com/blingee/view/80365382 |
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Just made this :) thought it was kinda funny! http://blingee.com/blingee/view/80519006-AFTER-VIEWING-THIS-BLINGEE-YOU-WILL-DIE-IN-ONE-WEEK- #2 http://blingee.com/blingee/view/43520670-Want-Head- #3 http://blingee.com/blingee/view/43853372-Houston-we-have-a-problem |
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