God's Favorite Sitcom

I'm Al Bundy, Charlie Brown & Bad Luck Schleprock all rolled into one.  Depeche Mode was right.  Apparently I crack the big guy up like crazy.  

In my world, people should be nice to each other or at least live & let live, money should be abolished so no one has to do without anything, and Andie should have ended up with Duckie, which I guess makes me a weirdo ... and that word is really an acronym for:
 
We're 
Each 
Important 
Regardless of 
Differences, 
OK? 

If there's one thing you can never call me, it's boring.