about me
hello dolls ! my name's Keri -- i'm 4 teen. and i live in new jersey. there's many things i love ; the beach, friends, boys, pictures, ect. i get really hyper at times ;) lmfao. i'm really random, and i can always make you laugh, and i always cheer people up. i get bored quickly i am really easy to get along with unless you get on my bad side but that doesnt happen very often :) so anyways i laugh a ton. especially with my friends. they are so important to me. i can go to them for anything and everything. my favorite stores are a&f; hollister; american eagle; and victoria secret.like every other girl i have major crushes; broken hearts; and boy drama. i really hate drama over guys. its really useless to me. if people are going to fight over something then dont let it be a guy. there is no point in that. i live for the beach and summer. i love laying out and getting tan on hot summer days. i pretty much live for my ipod. i listen to all kinds of music from alternative to rap to pop. a few of my favorite artists are Kerli; chris brown; taylor swift; Crash Romeo; 3daysgrace; Cute is what we aim for; Lil Mama; rihanna; and many many many more! so thats pretty much all about me. if you want to know more, hit me up. thanks for visiting!! peace - keri . OH!, and check out my homepage
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Humpty Dumpty was pushed over the wall. .... IT WAS MURDER!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA *coughs*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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~:.Humorous sayings.:~
I'd like 2 help you out, which way did you come in?
Out of My Mind. Back in Five Minutes
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the Necessary forms
I'm Not littering, I'm Donating to the Earth.
If you dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!
Theirs always a light at the end of the tunnel... Just hope its not a train!
Chaos, panic, pandemonium... My work here is done.
God, Grant me the serenity to accept things i cannot change,the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill because they annoyed me.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.Its either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin.Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu.But i think its Colin
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~:.my away messages.:~
Random messages
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Away message:To be continued...
I'm really here, but I'm trying to avoid %n (Don't tell them)
Gone crazy. Be back soon.
If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a cookie.
Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while.
Just try to lick your elbow while I'm gone.
I'm spinning in my new expensive office chair. So I'm away... Now I'm back... Away again... Back!.. And away..
I'm not at home. In fact, I'm watching you... right now. Why are you smiling?
Hello from the Community of the Insane Asylum! We are sorry to announce that the occupant of this screen name is not here right now. They are currently rocking to-and-fro in a straight jacket, in a padded room. Please leave a message and they will get back to you as soon as they have regained sanity. Which may take quite a while, but we hope that you care enough about them to wait.
I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Let's practice our right and left. You're right, I left!
I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!
I have been temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Only fools leave away messages.
I'm not here right now, if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
I'll be back before you can pronounce abcudfffuligy acumrtnackd fingyh
Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.
People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
Don't Worry, I dont know where I am either.
Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later.
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back?
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surfing messages
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1. I used to be addicted to the net, but not anymore- WOOHOO! Btw Surfing the net-Back in 10 hours
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Studying messages
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I am studying. Why aren't you?
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School messages
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Eye am at skule, eye wunder y?
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I am sleeping right now, so when I return from class I'll get back to you.
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Eating Messages:
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1. I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.
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Transitive Property of Food:
Me = Human
Human = Eat Food
Me = Eat Food
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If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die. Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out.
7.
Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
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Sleeping Messages
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I'm testing out my pillow, I'll let you know when I'm done.
3.
Sheep says "baaah," cow say "moo," I say "zzzzzz."
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I am in bed! if it is an emergency or you just absolutely miss me or need me call me if you have my number, if ya don't have my number do this: Dance around your phone chanting "Call (Your Name)" 5 times and then the phone number will appear on the closest piece of paper by the phone. If it didn't work, you did it wrong. Try again.
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Phoning
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1. I'm on the phone right now and I'm not gifted enough to talk on the phone and type at the same time so leave a message.
2. I'm tied up in my phone cord at the moment. I'll be back once I figure out how to get out.
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The phone is ringing and apparently I need to answer it when that happens or it won't stop.
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I'm talking on the phone, be back in a few hours.
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I got tired of sending messages through the computer, so I decided to send some over the phone.
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My hands hurt from too much typing so I'm on the phone instead.
~:.You can use them if u want, i just wanted 2 put them on here cuz their funny!.:~
