lol

my name is michelle and i love wrestleing!!i have anger issues so dont make me mad but im really nice!!And i luve puppys!there so cute
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me and nicole are on an airplane

britney spears:*shaveing hair in bathroom*somebody
call 911!
me:*enters in bathroom*whoa!its britney spears!
britney spears:hi...
me:wtf are you doing!?!?
britney spears:uh...cuting come hair...
nicole:*enters bathroom*Ahh!somebody call 911!
britney spears:shhh!i police will hear you!
me:wat the hell?were on an airplane.
britney spears:there are police looking for me on
this airplane!
me:ok...
britney spears:*jumps of airplane*see yea!
nicole:she forgot-
me:i know...

the end

part 2 is comeing up!

to be continue...
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me and nicole land on china.(lol)

nicole:wtf??????!!!this is not arizona!
me:i know!this is china!
nicole:im going to say fuck you to a china person!
me:oh wow....
nicole:*stands up to a china person*fuck you!
china man:? *speaking china*
me:i think hes mad...
china man:*tells police*
me:nicole....
nicole:wat.
me:run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me and nicole:*scream and run*
me:that was close!
nicole:yeah!im never gonna do that again!
me:im hungry!
nicole:i got 50 bucks.
me:me to.lets go eat over there.

*me and nicole eat in a restraunt*

nicole:fancy.
me:look!randy orton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicole:gimme!
me and nicole:*jump on top of randy orton*
randy:wtf?get of me!
nicole:i luve you!
me:i luve him more!
nicole:no i do!
me:*sees evan bourne*evan barney!
evan:? my name is evan bourne.not evan barney.
me:*hugs evan*i luve you!
evan:...
ray mysterio:i thought you loved me!
me:uh........lets sit with them nicole!
nicole:*stareing at randy orton*why are you
here?
randy:were all here cause its monday night raw.
nicole:cool...............
me:nice.can we come!
randy:sure.....
me and nicole:yay!
me:im so glad we landed on china!
nicole:you can say that again!

part 3 is comeing up

to be continue...
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at monday night raw

nicole:so this is monday night raw!!!!!!
randy:yes
me:cool!check this out nicole!this is were all the
divas go pee!
nicole:thats a bathroom!
me:oh...
the miz:*gets out of divas bathroom*
me:why the fuck were you in there?
the miz:...*runs*
nicole:*shrug*
michelle mcool and layla:were so pretty!
me:you mean your so ugly.
nicole:i guess they got nose jobs.
michelle mcool:wtf?why are little girls here?
layla:*drinks beer*yeah!
nicole:...ok,why are you drinking beer?
layla:*throws beer away*dont tell vicky.....
me:shut the fuck up layla!
layla:oh,you wanna fight me?
me:hell yeah!nicole,you fight michelle mcool and
ill fight layla.
nicole:*does kelly kelly move on michelle mcool*
me:*does mickie james move on layla*
evan:guys,wait till its your turn to fight.
me and nicole:ok.
layla:were gonna tell vicky!
michelle mcool:yeah!*runs*vicky!!!!!!!!!!!
me:*looks around*hey nicole...
nicole:what?
me:lets have a little look around here.
nicole:sure...
evan:dont get lost.
me:your not my daddy but i still love you!
me and nicole:*run*
evan:i was gonna tell them to watch out for kane...

(me and nicole looking around)

nicole:cool.
me:wat did you find?
nicole:the miz room!
me:lets go in sister!

*we go in miz room*

the miz:im awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me and nicole:wtf???????!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!
the miz:wat?im practiceing!
nicole:*makeing fun of the miz*aww!look at the miz!
hes so adorable!!!
me:aww!he is!
the miz:have you forgoten that im awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicole:dosent ring a bell.
me:nope.
the miz:get out of here!
me and nicole:see yea!

*out in the hall*

me:wat should we do next?
nicole:i dunno...

*gets dark*

me:is it already geting dark?
nicole:mabey...
me and nicole:*turn around*
kane:hello girls...
me and nicole:omfg!Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continue...
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*me and nicole still screaming*

me:stop touching me!stop touching me!stop touching
touching me!evan help!help!help!help!
kane:wtf?
nicole:i think i need to use that bethroom.
me:me to...
kane:your not going any were!
me:so...were are we going...
kane:somewere.
nicole:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kane:shut up!
nicole:fuck you!
kane:*sends us to a room and ties us*
nicole:were going to hell!
me:oh my god!!!!!!!!!
kane:im just gonna ask you somethings...
me:i took ray mysterios wallet!!!!!!
kane:?
nicole:i was makeing out with randy orton!
kane:? not that!
me:few....
nicole:...
kane:did you find anyone?
me:yes,the miz.
kane:ok....*writes it down*now....who brought
you here?
nicole:why?
kane:so i can kick there asses.
nicole:ok.never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kane:fine then.you will just stay here intill you
tell me!*leaves*
me:*laughs*stupid.
nicole:?
me:i brought a knife.
nicole:why?
me:just in case...*unties me and nicole*lets go!

*me and nicole started runing*

randy:were the hell were you?
nicole:kane kidnapped us!
me:yeah!hes a psycho!
ray mysterio:give me my wallet.
me:pff?wat wallet?
ray mysterio:the one on your hand.
me:ok.*gives him wallet*
ray mysterio:give me my cupon.
me:*gives ray mysterio cupon*
evan:aww.he kidnapped you?*hugs me*
me:yeah.............
nicole:...*kisses randy orton*
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part 6...

me:ok,lets go to paris nicole!
evan:i wanna come!
randy:me to!
me and nicole:uh....ok!

*me nicole randy orton and evan borne go to paris*
(at the plane)

me:im hungry!
evan:heres a sandwich...
me:yay!*eats*
nicole:i hungry to randy.
randy:heres a five dollor foot long.
nicole:yeah!*eats*
me:were almost in paris!
nicole:cool.
evan:uh...i think we have to skydive...
me:holy shit...

*almost about to skydive*

nicole:ok....whos first!
me:...
randy:...
evan:...
nicole:fine!michelle!your comeing with me!
me:no!i dont wanna die!
nicole:we have to!
me:ok....

*me and nicole skydive*

nicole:yes!we made it!
me:Ahhhh!Ahhhhhhh!make it stop!Ahhhh!mommy!Ah!
nicole:michelle!its over!
me:oh...
randy and evan:*fall*
nicole:...did you guys-
randy and evan:no
me:ouch...
randy:were do we go
evan:we got not money!
me:i do.*has ray mysterios wallet*

*back at raw*

ray mysterio:damn!she took my wallet again!

*back at paris*

me:mamma stole a wallet!
kane:i found you!
me nicole randy and evan:holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run*

kane:*laughs psycho*
me:how did he find us!?!?
nicole:mabey he heard us about going to paris!
kane:*pulls all of us from the leg*
evan:fuck!

*at a very very dark room*

kane:i got you!*laughs evily*and so you wont escape,
i need michelle weapons away from her.give it to me.
me:*gives kane my knife*
kane:all of it!
me:*gives kane my chainsaw and hammer*
kane:im not stupid!
me:fine!*gives him my gun*
kane:more.
me:*gives him all my weapons*
kane:perfect...*leaves*
me:hey!give them back to me at the end of the day!
they cost money you know!
nicole:im bored...*sings*i want candy!

to be continue...
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*at a room* (a very very dark room)

me,nicole,randy and evan:*singing*i want candy!!!!
kane:will you guys shut up already!
me:no!i want candy!!!!!!!!!!!
kane:*pissed off*
nicole:look whos mad now bitch!
kane:*growl*
nicole:*sings fast*somebody call 911!
evan:let us out!!!!!
kane:no!!!
randy:what if we have to go pee!
kane:well...its your problem now.*leaves room*
randy:fuck!
me:randy...dont go in here...
randy:i have to go!!!!
evan:im hungry!
me:hm,welcome to my world.
nicole:i want candy!!!!
randy:everyone wants candy!!!!!!
nicole:i know!!!!!

*randy orton and nicole start makeing out*

evan:michelle!
me:what!!!!!!

*me and evan start makeing out*
(wtf??????)lol...so thats how we all spend
that afternoon...

kane:*comes in room*your all so silent...
nicole:we were not makeing out!
me:?????????????????nicole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicole:did i do something wrong?
me:...no...
kane:Hahahahahahahaha!*leaves room laughing*
me:whats wrong with that dude?
evan:i dont think hes a dude.
me:yeah.

to be continue...
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*me randy,nicole,evan and kane are playing cards*

kane:do you have a seven?
evan:*mad*no.
kane:hm...what about a one?
evan:no.
kane:michelle,do you have--
me:no
kane:nicole-
nicole:no!
kane:*about to say something*
randy:no!why do you want us here any way?
kane:you really wanna know?
me:yes!
kane:*smile*you really,really wanna know?
nicole:god gammit!just tell us why!!!!!
kane:i get loney...
me:*laughs so hard almost dies*Hahahahahahaha!
nicole:*laugh*
evan:thats it!im geting out of here!
kane:*pulls evan*no!
evan:mommy!
randy:im soooo hungry!
me:me to!i gotta eat something!
nicole:*grabs kane*listen you little psycho
freak!if i dont get any food,then im gonna eat
you!!!!
kane:Alright!Alright!heres a turkey.*brings turkey*
me:? we,have to eat that?
kane:yeah.*leaves room*
evan:*scream*get me out of here!!!!!!!!!
me:calm down...
evan:*pushes down door*
me:...

(wow)*so me,randy,evan and nicole escape*
(on the plane)

nicole:were are we going?
randy:to Austalia.
me:i dont wanna go there!
evan:*asleep*
me:Awwww!hes so cute when hes sleeping!

to be continue...
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(at Austrailia)ps:i know...i spelled it wrong!

me:not bad.
randy:lets go rent a place to stay.

*at a hotel*

maneger:hiya mate!wat can i get you mate!
nicole:uh...a room
maneger:wat kind of room mate!
me:listen!we came here to stay at this stupid
hotel!
maneger:well,this stupid hotel had one more room
for you mate!*gives us keys*
me:*pissed of*

*at a room*

evan:this is nice...not really...
me:*falls asleep*
nicole:finally!a bathroom!*goes in bathroom*yay!
randy:food!yay!
evan:*falls asleep*

*in the morning*

(someone knocks at door)

me:nicole!!!!!get the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicole:im to sleepy!!!!!
me:evan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
evan:no!
me:please,for me?
evan:fine!*opends door*holy shit!
me:wat!
evan:!!!!!!
me:*looks*omg its casey!call the cops!
casey:hello
nicole:wtf are you doing here?are you sopos to be
the maid?
casey:no!
randy:*wakes up*who let the maid in?
casey:im not a maid!
me:you sure look like one!
casey:me and gorden need tiolet paper
evan:*shuts the door on caseys face*
me:nice
gorden:*trys to get in*we need toliet paper!
nicole:wtf?
greenday:*smash there faces on the window*
miley cyrus:*gets hit by a fatass rock*
randy:wtf is going on!
miley:good by fans!i love you all!*dies*
have a nice life!*dies again*remember me ya'll!
*dies*
brenen:*gets out of our bathroom and starts
screaming*
me:fuck....
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so...the hotel does not turn out so good...
(me nicole,randy and evan start runing)

evan:this is so wierd!!!
me and nicole:i know!
randy:*screams at casey*we dont have any tiolet
paper!*pushes casey and runs some more*

(we all make it to the plane)

nicole:were next?
me:california!!!!!
me nicole,randy and evan:*cheering*

*at california*

me:cool!
nicole:lets go and party california style!!!!!

*at a party*

me:woot!woot!
nicole:i luve this place!
randy:*gets drunk and does rko on everyone*
(not me and nicole)

evan:*makes out with donut*

*the song i got the magic in me pops up*
(me and nicole start danceing)

me:*playing cards with old man*i won old man!!
*starts danceing*
nicole:*rideing a scooter*weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
evan:i won a million dollars!yay!
randy:*shoots people with bb gun*fuck you
bitches!!!!!!!!!!

to be continue....
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so,we all get drunk and fall asleep all night...

(in the morning)

randy:my head hurts...
nicole:you drank to much
evan:weres my donut?
me:at first you were eating it then lost control
and started makeing out with it.
evan:lost control?wat do you mean?
me:...uh...never mind...
nicole:who wants to go and see nightmare on seasemy
street!!!
me:i do!
randy:or,he wants to go to wal-mart!
me nicole and evan:??????????????
randy:fine,nightmare on seasomy street.

*at the movies*

me:*screams*
nicole:michelle,the movie hasent started yet.
me:oh...
(watching the movie)
randy:Ah!scary part!
evan:*faints*
me:evan....*pokes evan*evan....
nicole:hes dead.
randy:*touches evan*yep
me:*kisses evan*
evan:im up!!!!!!!!!!

to be continue...XD!!!!!
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at the plane

evan:were next?
me:mexico!!!!
nicole:puta!
me:*turns around*you know wat that means right?
nicole:yeah...
me:ok...just checking...
randy:*wakes up scream*nightmare on seasome street!
me and nicole:wtf?

*at mexico*

nicole:awsome!
me:i remember this place!
evan:i want a taco!
randy:i wanna ride a donkey!
me:lets go and party peeps!

(at a party)

evan:*throws himself at the crowed*
(nobody catches him)

me:haveing fun evan!
evan:again!again!yeah!
nicole:your cute mexican boy!
mexican boy:que?(what)
nicole:i luve you to!
randy:*makeing out with a bunch of girls*whatcha
wanna do now?
mexican girl:no te tiendo!(i dont understand you)
randy:i know,im hot.
me:*pointing at a bunch of people*i know you!i know
you!*looks at cute mexican guy*whoa baby!*starts
danceing wuth guy*
evan:hey!
me:*pushes mexican dude*he was showing me how to
dance!
nicole:i luve all of you mexican dudes!
randy:hey!
nicole:what?i cant like other guys?
randy:yeah!
nicole:you were makeing out with other girls!
randy:ok thats different!!
me:*laughs for no good reason*Hahahahahahaha!
nicole:michelle!
me:what!Hahahaha!
nicole:why are you laughing?
me:what do you mean!Hahahahahaha!
nicole:ok,your drunk!lets go!
evan:she fricken got drunk with a mexican dude!
me:you know nothin bitch!
evan:!!!!!!

XD!!!!

to be continue...
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(so...im not drunk anymore....)

evan:were next,and make sure its not a place
were michelle is gonna get drunk!
me:i wasent drunk!
nicole:yeah you were.
me:ok mabey a little....
randy:hawaii!
me:i luve hawaii!yay!

*at hawaii*

nicole:lets head to the beach!
me:i want cocoa for my loco!

*at the beach partying*

me:*drinking cocoa*hi cute hawaii guy!
hawaii dude:*talk to me*
me:i do not know what your saying...but your still
cute!
evan:...
randy:whoa!someones drowning!

(lol,raynas drowning)

rayna:Ahhhhhhh!help!help!im downing!my pants are
comeing off!
randy:oh,its rayna.its ok people!theres nothin
to worrie about!keep partying!
gorden:ill save rayna!
rayna:id rather die!*goes under water and dies*
me:i luve this place!
nicole:pay back time!hey randy!
randy:what!?!
nicole:*kisses a hawaii guy*
randy:no fair!
nicole:Haha bitch!

*dude picking up trash from the beach*

trash dude:*finds rayna on land dead*wft?

(bird poops on raynas dead body)

trash dude:*looks around him and throws raynas
body in trash can*

me:*kisses evan*
evan:wtf was that for?
me:i luve you!
evan:me to!*makes out with me*

to be continue...
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*at the plane...again!*

me:were next?
nicole:new york!
randy:yeah!football!
me and nicole:wtf???

(at new york)

me:lets party!!!!!

(the song dynamite pops up)

nicole:*talking to random people*hi im nicole!nice
to meet you!
creepy dude:get closer little girl get closer...
nicole:no you little purve!*runs*
me:*puts on sun glasses*woot!woot!
evan:*runs around circles*weeeee!!!!!!
randy:*in the bathroom..lol*

(then we all see justus striping)

me:whoa!wtf?!?!?!?!?!
nicole:Ahh!my eyes!they burn!!!
evan:*stops runing in circles*holy mother fucking
******!!!!!
randy:*gets out of bathroom*what the fuck?!?!?
*runs back in bathroom*
justus:what are you guys stareing at?
me:your ugly ass.
justus:fyi,this is classic danceing!its called
striping!
nicole:hey justus!have you heard of me breaking
your neck!thats classic to!
justus:*gets hit by a car*
randy:she never saw that comeing...
evan:nope...
me:*kisses evan and pretended nothin happend*

XD!!!!!!!


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*at the plane*

me:its my turn to say it!were next!
nicole:hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:yay!iv never gone to hollywood!
evan:i wanna be a wwe fight
me:wtf?you already are one.
evan:*looks around him*i knew that...

(at hollywood)

randy:damn!this place is dirty!
nicole:i mean really dirty!
me:you guys mean hot right!
nicole:yeah!

*we all see brenen takeing pics of casey*

brenen:work it!work it!
casey:take a picture of my good side!
me:wtf??????????????????????????????????????????????
brenen:hello.
nicole:wtf are you guys doing here?
brenen:we came to hollywood to become famouse!
casey:yea,and we made are own show called psychos.
me:ok...so what do you do there?
brenen:we kidnapp kids and ask them questeins.
evan:like what?

*we all back away*

brenen:...you wanna know?
me:*starts to run*
brenen:get them mario!
me:*stops runing*Ahh!
randy:wtf?mario?

(then it gets very dark)

nicole:i swear!someone is touching me!
me randy and evan:not me!
brenen:its me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(lights turn on)

brenen:now...im gonna ask you guys something!
me:can i go pee?
randy:*looks around him*hey...its that greenday?
nicole:were!*jumps on top of green day*
brenen:yes...it is....
evan:why are you doing this!!!!!!
brenen:im just gonna keep greenday here for a while..
greenday:we are not comeing to your house!
brenen:shut up!*throws a bottle of beer at greenday*
me:ouch............

*greenday are knocked out*

brenen:casey,put greenday in that room.
me:!!!!!!!!!!you raper!
nicole:i got the magic in me!
me:hey brenen,why do you have a cop in here?
brenen:its dinner...want some
me:no!id rather eat myself!*bites me*
mario:*playing vidoe games*
brenen:mario!
mario:what?
brenen:what are you playing?
mario:star wars.why?
brenen:can i play?
mario:sure...
randy:freaks...
brenen:what was that?*gets close to randy*
randy:dont rape me!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continue...


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*greenday wakes up*

greenday:wtf happend?
me:you got knocked out...
nicole:and raped...
greenday:what the!!!!!!??????!!!!
brenen:*hits greenday with a pan*

(they get knocked out again)

brenen:they heard enough...so,who wants breakfest!
me:*bites myself*i dont
evan:i want breakfest!
brenen:ok evan......*starts to touch evans hair*
evan:what are you doing?
brenen:sorry,lost conrol...*licks finger*
nicole:hair raper...
randy:i wanna get out of here!Ahh!
brenen:no can do.im keeping you!
nicole:you mean--keep?forever?
brenen:yep!*smiles creepy*
nicole:*stabs herself*get me out of here!!!!!!!

*few hours later*

randy:theres nothin on the tv!
evan:brenen,why couldent you just kidnapp cats!?!
me:yes!why brenen?!?!
brenen:because....they scratch me....
nicole:humen are worse cause they can shoot you
and take your heart out and feed it to there dogs!
me:very true.
brenen:i gonna take a shower!
me:you dont have to tell us that!

(few more houres later)

brenen:hey guys!wanna play a game!
me:no...no...no!!!!!!*goes psycho* get away from
me you purve!!!!!Ahhhh!im gonna call cops on you!
i swear to god!!!!*scream*i dont wanna play your
little game!never!not evan if you take me alive!
bitch!get away from me!Ahhh!
nicole:...she means no....
evan:what kind of game....
brenen:duck duck goose!
me:helz no!*jumps out window*
nicole:see yeah!*jumps out window*
randy:by purve!*jumps out window*
evan:happy halloween loser!*jumps out window*
brenen:but!but!i have a better game!its called
dress up casey!*screams*come back here right now!
*goes psycho*

to be continue...
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this is the last joke of me and nicole going
around the world!:(

nicole:i think this is our last trip...
randy:fuck!i wanted to meet elmo!
me:...? ok,then lets just party one more time!
evan:this time im gonna make out with the wall!

(at a party)*the song take it of pops up*

me:*starts danceing*this is classic danceing
justus!
justus:*on a wheel chair*i wanna die!
randy:ok!*does rko on justus*
justus:*dead*
nicole:*saying hi to people*hi!im nicole!hi im nicole!
creepy dude:get closer you pretty little girl...
nicole:i know you!
creepy dude:just get closer and ill take you to
the door of wonders!
nicole:take justus not me!*runs*
creepy dude:*looks at justus*this will do........

XD

evan:*makeing out with the wall*your so fine!
*makeing noises you do not need to here*

(plz stand by)ok hes done.........

evan:i had the best night of my life!
me:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!you had
sex with a fricken wall!Hahahahahahahahaha!
nicole:*playing guitar*that is all good night!
*smashes guitar on a old mans face*you can keep
that!

rey mysterio:michelle,gimme my wallet
me:i dont have a wallet!*trys to run away*
rey:give it to me!
me:theres a raper trying to rape me!nicole
call the cops!
nicole:no.
randy:just give him the fucken wallet!
me:fine.*gives him wallet*
nicole:you make everything a big problem!


the end


them song:dun,dun,dun,dun,dun,dun,dun!dun!dun!dun!

creater:michelle (mickie)
pictures by:wait?there are no pictures!
typer:michelle
charecter:michelle pazos,nicole miller,randy orton
evan bourne,casey naughty,brenen the psycho path,
creepy dude,rayna,justus shirly,mario,greenday,
mexican dude,haweii dude,cute dude,trash dude,
rey mysterio, the miz,michelle mcool and layla.


that is all!thank you all so much for enjoying
these funny stupid awosme jokes!good night!
drive home safely.and remember to not scare a
skunk!
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vicky g:i said excues me!
god:i say shut up!

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