There's no easy way to say this... http://blingee.com/group/4005/topic/42827-new-CONTEST

<*>*<*>*<*>*<♥  SEXY riddle: I loved a fork
>*<*>*<*>*<♥          because I can't control myself.
<*>*<*>*<♥        Oh Yeah.
>*<*>*<♥
<*>*<♥  If you are smart enough to look down for 
>*<♥  what the hell i am talking about.. good. 
<♥  Now, isn't that funny? No, goodbye....

(( but please read on ))
(((if you are not a lazy bum who loves to not read on...)))


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                       A GAME   -yay!!

  PLZ AFTER YOUR DONE POST A COMENT WITH YOUR ANSWER
>>>> Pick the month you were born:
>>>>
>>>> January-------I kicked
>>>> February------I loved
>>>> March--------I karate chopped
>>>> April----------I licked
>>>> May----------I jumped on
>>>> June----------I smelled
>>>> July-----------I did the Macarena with
>>>> August--------I had lunch with
>>>> September----I danced with
>>>> October-------I sang to
>>>> November-----I yelled at
>>>> December-----I ran over
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>>>>
>>>> 1--------- a birdbath
>>>> 2--------- a monster
>>>> 3--------- a phone
>>>> 4--------- a fork
>>>> 5--------- a snowman
>>>> 6--------- a gangster
>>>> 7--------- my mobile phone
>>>> 8--------- my dog
>>>> 9--------- my best friends' boyfriend
>>>> 10------- my neighbor
>>>> 11------- my science teacher
>>>> 12------- a banana
>>>> 13------- a fireman
>>>> 14------- a stuffed animal
>>>> 15------- a goat
>>>> 16------- a pickle
>>>> 17------- your mom
>>>> 18------- a buffalo
>>>> 19------- a Smurf
>>>> 20------- a baseball bat
>>>> 21------- a Ninja
>>>> 22------- Chuck Norris
>>>> 23------- a noodle
>>>> 24------- a squirrel
>>>> 25------- a football player
>>>> 26------- President Bush
>>>> 27------- David Letterman
>>>> 28------- an iPod
>>>> 29------- a surfer
>>>> 30------- a llama
>>>> 31------- a homeless guy
>>>>
>>>> Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
>>>>
>>>> White---------because I'm cool like that
>>>> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>>>> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
>>>> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>>>> Blue-----------because I'm cute and I do what I want
>>>> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>>>> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
>>>> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>>>> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>>>> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>>>> Brown---------because I can.
>>>> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
>>>> None----------because I can't control myself!

PLZ AFTER YOUR DONE POST A COMENT WITH YOUR ANSWER
         I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT YOU GOT!!!

>>> Funny, how funny one can get if they don't think of consequences.
Like for example -I should shut up, though- (...)


AMIGOS!!
 
AMIGOS FALSOS:
Nunca piden comida
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Son la razón por la cual nunca tenes comida

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Le dicen a tus papas Sr. /Sra.
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Le dicen a tus papa Papa/Mama

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Nunca te vieron llorar
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Lloran con vos

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Te piden prestado las cosas y te las devuelven después de unos días
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Se quedan con tus cosas por tanto tiempo
que se olvidan que son tuyos

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Saben pocas cosas de vos.
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Podrían escribir unos libros con las frases que siempre usas

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Te dejarían tirado si la multitud los separa
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Dejaría todo por encontrarte

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Tocan la puerta de la casa
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Entran solos y abren la heladera
 
AMIGOS FALSOS:
Están ahí por un rato
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Están ahí por toda la vida

AMIGOS FALSOS:
Hablan mal de la persona que habla mal de ti.
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Le sacarían la mierrrdaaa a la persona que
hablo mal de ti.

AMIGOS FALSO:
Ignorarían esto
AMIGOS DE VERDAD:
Se lo mandarían a todos sus verdaderos amigos y esperara que le llegue de vuelta...(Pobre de vos)

AMIGO FALSO:
Se entera de q estas mal cuando te ve llorar.
AMIGO VERDADERO:
Se da cuenta antes q vos... Si te matan hoy, perdón, pero no podría estar en tu funeral, porque estaría en cárcel por haber matado a la persona que lo hizo

(( Esto es solo las verdareras amigas de Paraguay, por que asi funciona, pero no se ))

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