OHMIIGAWD! They killed Kenny!

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." - Cartman

"You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants." - Cartman

"How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor." - Cartman

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" - Cartman

"Say "hi" to Sexual Harassment Panda!" -- Mr. Garrison
"Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda." -- The class
"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda" -- Sexual Harassment Panda
"This is freaking me out, dude." -- Kyle [to Stan]
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law." -- Sexual Harassment Panda
"Awwww!" -- The class