Yo Yo Yo dis iz lil mizz jade jones from da east

my name is jade kelly amanda jones , anywayz if your like a hater don't f****** talk to me and if your some g** dumbass person don't come on my page because if you do i will beat the f****** f*** out of you..... back to where i was....... i'm very cute and kind ( only if you don't f*** with any of my friends because if you do than i will slap yo face side to side so hard that it goes red, i go tha a skool called eastlea ( it's called dat coz we r in the east and nx to tha river lea ) am from east london but i come from france.... i can speak french,spanish,portuguese,germ an and italian and theres more 
My french pride I will not hide My french race
I will not disgrace

My french blood flows hot & true My french peeps
I will stand by you

thru thick & thin till the day we die Our french flag
Always stands high

I yell this poem Louder than all the rest. cuz every 1 knows
french ppl ARE THE BEST!!!

french Pride in my mind french BLOOD is my kind So step aside and let me through Cuz its all about the French crew Life sucks and then u die but if your french
You die with good ass pride


Little Billy asks: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!


υ ѕαу ριηк,
ι ѕαу вℓα¢к,
υ ѕαу ραяιѕ нιℓтση,
ι ѕαу αℓєχ єναηѕ,
υ ѕαу ρυѕѕу ¢αт ∂σℓℓѕ,
ι ѕαу : ησвσ∂у'ѕ ωσяѕт!!!
υ ѕαу яαρ,
ι ѕαу яσ¢к,
υ ѕαу ιм ωιєя∂,
ι ѕαу ∂αмη ѕтяαιgнт!!!

¢αℓℓιηg мє ƒαкє ωση'т мαкє уσυ яєαℓ,
¢αℓℓιηg мє υgℓу ωση'т мαкє уσυ вєαυтιƒυℓ,
¢αℓℓιηg мє ρσσя ωση'т мαкє уσυ яι¢н,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя؟
jυѕт gєт α ℓιƒє,
υя вєттєя σƒƒ!!!!!
gσт α ρяσвℓєм ωιтн мє؟ѕσℓνє ιт!
тнιηк ιм тяιρριη؟ тιє му ѕнσєѕ!
¢αηт ѕтαη∂ мє؟ ѕιт вα¢к ∂σωη!
¢αηт ƒα¢є мє؟ тнєη тυяη αяσυη∂!

Iм тнє кιη∂α gιяℓ тнαт ρυѕнєѕ ση ∂σσяѕ тнαт ѕαу ρυℓℓ...♥ Fαℓℓѕ υρ тнє ѕтαιяѕ ιηѕтєα∂ σƒ ∂σωη...☻ Gσєѕ ℓєƒт ωнєη тσℓ∂ тσ gσ яιgнт...× Lαυgнѕ αт ѕσмєтнιηg тнαт нαρρєηє∂ уєѕтєя∂αу...♫

gσσ∂ gιяℓѕ ∂σи'т ℓιє, вα∂ gιяℓѕ ∂σи'т ¢яу, ∂υмв gιяℓѕ иєє∂ "αιя", иαυgнту gιяℓѕ иєє∂ υи∂єяωαяє, ѕωєєт gιяℓѕ αяєи'т мєαи, fυииу gιяℓѕ мαкє α ѕ¢єиє, ρєяfє¢т gιяℓѕ нανє αℓℓ тнє ¢ℓαѕѕ, мєαи gιяℓѕ ωιℓℓ кι¢к уσυя αѕѕ, ѕмαят gιяℓѕ ωιℓℓ єχ¢єℓ, gσѕѕιρ gιяℓѕ ωιℓℓ тєℓℓ, ρσρυℓαя gιяℓѕ gєт αℓℓ тнє вσуѕ, ℓιттℓє gιяℓѕ ρℓαу ωιтн тσуѕ, иσямαℓ gιяℓѕ αяє иσтнιиg иєω, ѕσ ωнι¢н σиє αρρℓιєѕ тσ уσυ??


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